Looking at the speaker schedule today, the morning kicks off with Havas' Yannick Bollore answering questions on Effective Brand Communication. Attendees also have a talk by R/GA's Barry Wacksman on Transformation to look forward to and Lowe Profero's Wayne Arnold and DFS' Winnie Park chatting about micro-innovations in Asia-Pacific.
Now get hashtagging, we're eager to entertained.
In the interest of research, I looked up the story as performed by the author Michael Rosen.
I still don't see the similarities and now I'm effing terrified.
In the words of comedian Sheng Wang: "Why do people say 'grow some balls'? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina.
Those things can take a pounding.”
Well that's torn it. Why would I want to work there now?
Proof that spammers are the living dead
Something tells me it's getting a bit crowded at #SpikesAsia
But really what would this industry be like without Buzzwords? (Mute)
And here's the trending naughty word of the day
George Burns once said: "If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made.
Very few people die past that age."
The same has been said about first dates
Or how will the brand target me at the precise moment I'm flossing to send a location-directed drone to my window with a coupon for more floss? Duh.
So if you can think like a woman, you're gold. (Good luck)
Someone needs an audit
And it's NOT because were 'dippy'!
And here they thought it was for the authenticity of buying it where it's made. Bubble. Burst.
We can't wait
I see your content right there and I'm with you, girlfriend
Yeah! You gotta fight! For your right! (TO PARTAY)
And here I thought it'd be fruit cocktail flavoured with a hint of nuts
Me! Me! Feed me? Please? *rattles chains*
Yes, Back to the Future references are also wins. #geeklove
So diabolical. So geeky. Me likey!
At last, we have an answer!
Now that's what I'm talking about
Also known as the rarest of women (in this funny but admittedly chauvinistic video)
I'm guessing this is from Yannick Bollore's talk. Juuuust a guess.
Okay a legit reference to Game of Thrones = a post here