What's all this about murderous beasts?

Our pal Ad Nut, the surprisingly literate woodland creature who reviews new ads for us (it's a long story), has a thing about dogs. Perhaps understandably, Ad Nut believes canines are 'murderous beasts' intent on rending innocent animals into bloody shreds. Ad Nut cannot help but point this out whenever an ad features a dog (see below), and we editors have just learned to live with it. If you read closely enough, you might conclude that Ad Nut secretly yearns to be friends with dogs.