OFF THE VINE: A sad tale of one man and his wig

Media's editorial-dictator-in-residence, Suzanne Miao, recently

tripped the light fantastic for the last time on stage at Igor's in Hong

Kong, playing to a sold-out crowd of enthusiastic friends, industry

contacts and complete strangers.

Her final appearance at Igor's coincided with the announcement that

Igor's, a phenomenally successful horror theme restaurant which features

a full-blown dinner cabaret, is moving to Singapore.

Upon hearing the news, D'Arcy Hong Kong creative Francis Cleetus was

virtually inconsolable.

"What am I going to do? Where am I going to go?" he wailed,

plaintively.

Concerned, as always, Vine asked why he was so upset - after all, there

were plenty more restaurants which weren't moving to Singapore.

"Because Igor's is the only place in Hong Kong where I can just wear my

wig and relax," he sniffled.