DIARY: Stories we could tell ... P&G staff live up to sober reputation

<p>Procter & Gamble: what does that name say to you? A mammoth </p><p>organisation, ruthless in its business efficiency, admired the world </p><p>over for its peerless branding expertise - but also conservative, even </p><p>staid. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>You'd certainly expect the behaviour of the company's senior staff to be </p><p>calm and restrained at all times, and possibly for them to have trouble </p><p>relaxing at social events, particularly in front of business </p><p>associates. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>And it's good to see P&G regional directors Chris Foster and Jane Quelch </p><p>(left and centre) living up to the FMCG giant's sober reputation at a </p><p>recent regional P&G conference organised by agency Saatchi & Saatchi, </p><p>with the slightly bizarre theme of "orbiting the giant hairball". And, </p><p>while we're on the subject, it's equally reassuring to see the agency's </p><p>regional strategic planner Danny Logue (right) behaving in such an </p><p>appropriately formal and business-like manner in front of his </p><p>clients. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>It's also worth noting that Logue has far more convincing comedy breasts </p><p>than Foster, which clearly should have been donated to his client - </p><p>agencies deflecting glory away from their clients again, perhaps. Or </p><p>maybe it was just a case of Logue being too scared to give them to </p><p>Foster, given the rather alarming item dangling from his shorts. </p><p><BR><BR> </p>

Procter & Gamble: what does that name say to you? A mammoth

organisation, ruthless in its business efficiency, admired the world

over for its peerless branding expertise - but also conservative, even

staid.



You'd certainly expect the behaviour of the company's senior staff to be

calm and restrained at all times, and possibly for them to have trouble

relaxing at social events, particularly in front of business

associates.



And it's good to see P&G regional directors Chris Foster and Jane Quelch

(left and centre) living up to the FMCG giant's sober reputation at a

recent regional P&G conference organised by agency Saatchi & Saatchi,

with the slightly bizarre theme of "orbiting the giant hairball". And,

while we're on the subject, it's equally reassuring to see the agency's

regional strategic planner Danny Logue (right) behaving in such an

appropriately formal and business-like manner in front of his

clients.



It's also worth noting that Logue has far more convincing comedy breasts

than Foster, which clearly should have been donated to his client -

agencies deflecting glory away from their clients again, perhaps. Or

maybe it was just a case of Logue being too scared to give them to

Foster, given the rather alarming item dangling from his shorts.