DIARY: Stories we could tell ... HK 4As bug infects peers further afield

<p>Let's just call it the Hong Kong Exorcise the Gwei bug. From what </p><p>we've seen, it's virulent, it's mutated and it appears to have afflicted </p><p>advertising agency associations as far as a three-and-a-half hour plane </p><p>ride away. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>Just how do we know the bug's extremely contagious? Take a look at the </p><p>call for entries ads coming out of Singapore and Malaysia for their </p><p>respective advertising agency awards. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>Their ads haven't quite managed to plumb the lows scaled by the Hong </p><p>Kong 4As. After all, an entry kit complete with virgin's pee and </p><p>chicken's claw to scare away the gwei (Cantonese slang for Caucasians), </p><p>would be pretty damn hard to beat. But let's say they're just a shave </p><p>away from doing so. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>The Singapore 4As has a pointed message on what really stands out when </p><p>it comes to grabbing the top prize. It's anything that's bigger, louder, </p><p>bolder. If in doubt, just check out the body parts in its ads. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>Which leaves media to conclude that it's true - winning the grand prize </p><p>can be a great ahem ... ego extender. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>Over the causeway, media can't help wondering if the Malaysians aren't </p><p>sublimely putting out a message about advertising creativity in their </p><p>country. Otherwise, please explain the point of having a visual filled </p><p>with emaciated, starving people? </p><p><BR><BR> </p>

Let's just call it the Hong Kong Exorcise the Gwei bug. From what

we've seen, it's virulent, it's mutated and it appears to have afflicted

advertising agency associations as far as a three-and-a-half hour plane

ride away.



Just how do we know the bug's extremely contagious? Take a look at the

call for entries ads coming out of Singapore and Malaysia for their

respective advertising agency awards.



Their ads haven't quite managed to plumb the lows scaled by the Hong

Kong 4As. After all, an entry kit complete with virgin's pee and

chicken's claw to scare away the gwei (Cantonese slang for Caucasians),

would be pretty damn hard to beat. But let's say they're just a shave

away from doing so.



The Singapore 4As has a pointed message on what really stands out when

it comes to grabbing the top prize. It's anything that's bigger, louder,

bolder. If in doubt, just check out the body parts in its ads.



Which leaves media to conclude that it's true - winning the grand prize

can be a great ahem ... ego extender.



Over the causeway, media can't help wondering if the Malaysians aren't

sublimely putting out a message about advertising creativity in their

country. Otherwise, please explain the point of having a visual filled

with emaciated, starving people?