PRIVATE VIEW: John Merrifield, executive creative director of Saatchi & Saatchi, Tokyo

<p>First out of the bag is the latest American Airlines spot from the UK. </p><p>Dig the Twin Peaks soundtrack from Angelo Badalamenti. And that small </p><p>town Americana thing is lovingly shot and nicely strung together (if not </p><p>a little familiar). But ... "we've removed seven thousand seats to give </p><p>you more room"? As if. Remember, this is an American airline. Promise me </p><p>the stewardesses won't all be surly o-ba-chans (grandmothers). Convince </p><p>me you'll leave on time or better still, spend less time in the air. But </p><p>don't waffle on about the same thing everyone else is. And that end </p><p>line: "The American state at 35,000 feet." What the fcuk is that </p><p>about? </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>For that matter, what the FCUK is this about? I'm sorry, but the </p><p>commercial is lazy, relying on tricking the audience with lots of </p><p>enigmatic word play involving the now infamous four letters. If this was </p><p>meant to feed the mind, I'm afraid it's a rather slender meal. And with </p><p>all the buzz this brand has generated, I can't help but think it's a </p><p>missed opportunity. Is disappearing up one's own arse really the way to </p><p>move a brand forward? If there's one consolation, it's this endline: </p><p>"f-c-u-kinkybugger." </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>Fortunately, no such lip-hot-sweaty and pouty-damp-spanky </p><p>pretentiousness on the Taubmans spot. If only real life could be as </p><p>simple, funny and charming as this little gem from down under. Superbly </p><p>cast, confidently handled, with a nice bit of music to play off the gag. </p><p>With so much Aussie humour relying on some feat of testicular </p><p>humungousness, it's refreshing to see such restraint. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>Mind you, the makers of the Motorola spot could have certainly used more </p><p>restraint. Like a straight jacket. I don't know quite where to </p><p>start. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>Perhaps I should be polite and say that four parodies in one spot is </p><p>about five too many. If there's a bandwagon these guys haven't jumped </p><p>on, it wasn't on Shots in the last four years. You got to hand it to </p><p>McCann's though, they are consistent. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>Next up is the latest UK offering from Polo featuring the new strawberry </p><p>and cream smoothies. As send-ups go, this one works (hole couture) </p><p>though I don't think they've captured the magic of some of the classic </p><p>Polo efforts from the past. Pour homme, pour femme, pour la gob is a </p><p>nice touch. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>Finally, a delightful bit of illogic brought to you courtesy of Doc </p><p>Martens. Glorious unadorned feet (a podiatrist's wet dream) as far as </p><p>the eye can see. As visual feasts go, these feet are infectious. Not to </p><p>mention the perfect vehicle for their range of open-toed sandals. See if </p><p>you can spot the frolicking lesbian couple in the 'Cinema' spot. Cut </p><p>from the cloth of greatness, these spots are destined to foster foot </p><p>fetishes everywhere. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>1. AMERICAN AIRLINES </p><p>Project: Seats </p><p>Client: American Airlines </p><p>Brief: Promote the fact that the airline's seats have more room than </p><p>their rivals </p><p>Agency: BMP DDB, London </p><p>Art director: Neil Dawson </p><p>Writer: Clive Pickering </p><p>Production Company: Academy Commercials </p><p>2. MOTOROLA </p><p>Project: Hands Up Kerville </p><p>Client: Motorola </p><p>Brief: Increase awareness of the Motorola V Box </p><p>Agency: McCann-Erickson, London </p><p>Creative director: Luke White </p><p>Copy writer: Barney Hobson </p><p>Art director: Rick Chant </p><p>Production Company: Jack Strong </p><p>3. FCUK </p><p>Project: Fcukinkybugger </p><p>Client: French Connection </p><p>Brief: More provocative and controversial ads </p><p>Agency: TBWA, London </p><p>Creative director: Trevor Beattie </p><p>Copy writer: Trevor Beattie </p><p>Art director: Bil Bungay </p><p>Production Company: Jane Fuller Associates </p><p>4. POLO </p><p>Project: Hole Couture </p><p>Client: Polo </p><p>Brief: Promote the brand values of Polo Smoothies </p><p>Agency: J.Walter Thompson, London </p><p>Creative director: Jasper Shelbourne </p><p>Copy writer: Matt Lloyd </p><p>Art director: Dave Woodall </p><p>Production Company: Tomboy Films </p><p>5. DOC MARTENS </p><p>Project: Cinema </p><p>Client: Doc Martens </p><p>Brief: Reinforce core brand values </p><p>Agency: Mustoe Merriman, London </p><p>Creative directors: Alan Morrice, Paul Diver </p><p>Copy writer: Mark Prime </p><p>Art director: Lee Hanson </p><p>Production Company: Arden Sutherland-Dodd </p><p>6. TAUBMANS </p><p>Project: Red </p><p>Client: Taubmans </p><p>Brief: To emphasise how the power of colour can change people's emotions </p><p>and behaviour. </p><p>Agency: Young & Rubicam, Sydney </p><p>Creative director: Shaun Branagan </p><p>Copy writer: Shaun Branagan </p><p>Art director: Pete Buckley </p><p>Production Company: Blue Sky Films </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>These commercials are taken from Campaign Screen, the video magazine </p><p>featuring the top television ads airing worldwide. For subscription or </p><p>advertising enquiries, please contact Roz Parr in the United Kingdom on </p><p>44 20 8267-4659 or email her at roz.parr@haynet.com. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>To submit work to Campaign Screen, email screen@haynet.com for details. </p><p><BR><BR> </p>

First out of the bag is the latest American Airlines spot from the UK.

Dig the Twin Peaks soundtrack from Angelo Badalamenti. And that small

town Americana thing is lovingly shot and nicely strung together (if not

a little familiar). But ... "we've removed seven thousand seats to give

you more room"? As if. Remember, this is an American airline. Promise me

the stewardesses won't all be surly o-ba-chans (grandmothers). Convince

me you'll leave on time or better still, spend less time in the air. But

don't waffle on about the same thing everyone else is. And that end

line: "The American state at 35,000 feet." What the fcuk is that

about?



For that matter, what the FCUK is this about? I'm sorry, but the

commercial is lazy, relying on tricking the audience with lots of

enigmatic word play involving the now infamous four letters. If this was

meant to feed the mind, I'm afraid it's a rather slender meal. And with

all the buzz this brand has generated, I can't help but think it's a

missed opportunity. Is disappearing up one's own arse really the way to

move a brand forward? If there's one consolation, it's this endline:

"f-c-u-kinkybugger."



Fortunately, no such lip-hot-sweaty and pouty-damp-spanky

pretentiousness on the Taubmans spot. If only real life could be as

simple, funny and charming as this little gem from down under. Superbly

cast, confidently handled, with a nice bit of music to play off the gag.

With so much Aussie humour relying on some feat of testicular

humungousness, it's refreshing to see such restraint.



Mind you, the makers of the Motorola spot could have certainly used more

restraint. Like a straight jacket. I don't know quite where to

start.



Perhaps I should be polite and say that four parodies in one spot is

about five too many. If there's a bandwagon these guys haven't jumped

on, it wasn't on Shots in the last four years. You got to hand it to

McCann's though, they are consistent.



Next up is the latest UK offering from Polo featuring the new strawberry

and cream smoothies. As send-ups go, this one works (hole couture)

though I don't think they've captured the magic of some of the classic

Polo efforts from the past. Pour homme, pour femme, pour la gob is a

nice touch.



Finally, a delightful bit of illogic brought to you courtesy of Doc

Martens. Glorious unadorned feet (a podiatrist's wet dream) as far as

the eye can see. As visual feasts go, these feet are infectious. Not to

mention the perfect vehicle for their range of open-toed sandals. See if

you can spot the frolicking lesbian couple in the 'Cinema' spot. Cut

from the cloth of greatness, these spots are destined to foster foot

fetishes everywhere.



1. AMERICAN AIRLINES

Project: Seats

Client: American Airlines

Brief: Promote the fact that the airline's seats have more room than

their rivals

Agency: BMP DDB, London

Art director: Neil Dawson

Writer: Clive Pickering

Production Company: Academy Commercials

2. MOTOROLA

Project: Hands Up Kerville

Client: Motorola

Brief: Increase awareness of the Motorola V Box

Agency: McCann-Erickson, London

Creative director: Luke White

Copy writer: Barney Hobson

Art director: Rick Chant

Production Company: Jack Strong

3. FCUK

Project: Fcukinkybugger

Client: French Connection

Brief: More provocative and controversial ads

Agency: TBWA, London

Creative director: Trevor Beattie

Copy writer: Trevor Beattie

Art director: Bil Bungay

Production Company: Jane Fuller Associates

4. POLO

Project: Hole Couture

Client: Polo

Brief: Promote the brand values of Polo Smoothies

Agency: J.Walter Thompson, London

Creative director: Jasper Shelbourne

Copy writer: Matt Lloyd

Art director: Dave Woodall

Production Company: Tomboy Films

5. DOC MARTENS

Project: Cinema

Client: Doc Martens

Brief: Reinforce core brand values

Agency: Mustoe Merriman, London

Creative directors: Alan Morrice, Paul Diver

Copy writer: Mark Prime

Art director: Lee Hanson

Production Company: Arden Sutherland-Dodd

6. TAUBMANS

Project: Red

Client: Taubmans

Brief: To emphasise how the power of colour can change people's emotions

and behaviour.

Agency: Young & Rubicam, Sydney

Creative director: Shaun Branagan

Copy writer: Shaun Branagan

Art director: Pete Buckley

Production Company: Blue Sky Films



These commercials are taken from Campaign Screen, the video magazine

featuring the top television ads airing worldwide. For subscription or

advertising enquiries, please contact Roz Parr in the United Kingdom on

44 20 8267-4659 or email her at roz.parr@haynet.com.



To submit work to Campaign Screen, email screen@haynet.com for details.