Revealed at last: a dark and sinister plot by Time Inc
International's former president John Marcom to rule the world ...
The truth was out at John's recent farewell party in Hong Kong, where
Marcom clones emerged from every corner of the Time Inc offices,
muttering, "John is king! John is our leader! Long live John!", as
evidenced by the photo above.
However, we are rather concerned about the somewhat unsavoury types who
are also crawling out of the woodwork, clearly hoping to hang on to
John's coattails as he makes his meteoric rise to dotcom superstardom at
Atomfilms.com in Seattle.
As you can see in the photo to the right, some rather suspect-looking -
but nonetheless extremely attractive - young ladies have clamped
themselves to John's side.
John is so important that he now even has his own personal website
(www.johnmarcom.com), and Vine can only give thanks to the Lord that we
knew him when he was nobody, because he'll surely not want to know us
now.
Blub.
