OFF THE VINE: Loyal friends tell John: 'You'll never walk alone'

<p>Revealed at last: a dark and sinister plot by Time Inc </p><p>International's former president John Marcom to rule the world ... </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>The truth was out at John's recent farewell party in Hong Kong, where </p><p>Marcom clones emerged from every corner of the Time Inc offices, </p><p>muttering, "John is king! John is our leader! Long live John!", as </p><p>evidenced by the photo above. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>However, we are rather concerned about the somewhat unsavoury types who </p><p>are also crawling out of the woodwork, clearly hoping to hang on to </p><p>John's coattails as he makes his meteoric rise to dotcom superstardom at </p><p>Atomfilms.com in Seattle. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>As you can see in the photo to the right, some rather suspect-looking - </p><p>but nonetheless extremely attractive - young ladies have clamped </p><p>themselves to John's side. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>John is so important that he now even has his own personal website </p><p>(www.johnmarcom.com), and Vine can only give thanks to the Lord that we </p><p>knew him when he was nobody, because he'll surely not want to know us </p><p>now. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>Blub. </p><p><BR><BR> </p>