OFF THE VINE: Water, water everywhere

<p>Never let it be said (well, not when we're in earshot, anyway) that </p><p>Vine never keeps its promises ... </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>In the last edition, we showed you exclusive photographs from the IAA </p><p>Pool Party, which was held in Hong Kong recently, featuring action shots </p><p>of an unidentified woman being thrown willynilly (and presumably, </p><p>against her will) into the pool by two big, strong, beefy men who were </p><p>definitely old enough to know better. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>Now, we are proud to be able to reveal their identities: the decidedly </p><p>damp young lady in question was Shirley Chau from Autex Thompson </p><p>Financial, and her "assistants" were John Leung from M&C Saatchi and </p><p>Danny Lee from Thomson Financial. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>Vine sent the photos to the crime labs for forensic investigation, and </p><p>Nasa-class scientists informed us that it is apparent that the two men </p><p>ended up in the drink themselves. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>Vine cheered upon learning this. Now all we wait to hear is what </p><p>Shirley's plans for revenge are. </p><p><BR><BR> </p>