OFF THE VINE: Twisting by the pool, you got me twisting like a fool
<p>Oh, it's just shocking what some people get up to. Vine, for </p><p>example, would never dream of publicly humiliating either ourselves or </p><p>anyone else ... unless we felt we had no choice, of course. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>At the recent IAA pool party in Hong Kong, however, a certain group of </p><p>industry types proved they lack our admirable self-restraint. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>After what must have been quite a large number of refreshing beverages, </p><p>our motley trio grabbed an innocent passer-by and promptly hurled her, </p><p>willy-nilly, into the swimming pool. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>Oh, how they laughed ... </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>Fortunately, their unsuspecting (and extremely soggy) victim also proved </p><p>to have a sound sense of humour and simply joined in the merriment. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>However, Vine feels that these culprits should not go unpunished. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>In the next issue, we will exclusively reveal the identity of the </p><p>perpetrators, as well as the victim. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>In the meantime, you can put your thinking caps on and devise all sorts </p><p>of horrible and, hopefully, humiliating punishments to dish out. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>The best suggestion will receive the usual public recognition and a </p><p>magnificent prize. </p><p><BR><BR> </p>