And there's just no stopping Dancin' Andy Barton, the legendary
ex-Reader's Digest sales supremo, now safely (or so you all thought)
tucked 6,000 miles away in sunny London Town with the Discovery
Channel.
Glancing through the pages of M&M Europe recently, our eye fell upon an
item in the fittingly-titled "Ad Nauseum" section, which provided
elaborate details on young Andy's latest exploits.
Andy is preparing to participate in the London Marathon to raise money
for the Starlight children's foundation (further proof that we were
right when we crowned him Hunk of the Year in 1998).
"It seemed a damn fine idea last August, with those light, balmy
evenings, but the novelty's worn off trekking round Regent's Park on
dark, miserable nights in the rain," he told Ad Nauseum. "I can't wait
for it all to be over so I can have a steak and red wine lunch."
Vine salutes Mr Barton, and urges all you philanthropes out there to get
in touch with him via Discovery in London and dig deep to sponsor his
run and make a difference in the lives of some small children.
