DIARY: Stories we could tell ... P&G staff live up to sober reputation

<p>Procter & Gamble: what does that name say to you? A mammoth </p><p>organisation, ruthless in its business efficiency, admired the world </p><p>over for its peerless branding expertise - but also conservative, even </p><p>staid. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>You'd certainly expect the behaviour of the company's senior staff to be </p><p>calm and restrained at all times, and possibly for them to have trouble </p><p>relaxing at social events, particularly in front of business </p><p>associates. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>And it's good to see P&G regional directors Chris Foster and Jane Quelch </p><p>(left and centre) living up to the FMCG giant's sober reputation at a </p><p>recent regional P&G conference organised by agency Saatchi & Saatchi, </p><p>with the slightly bizarre theme of "orbiting the giant hairball". And, </p><p>while we're on the subject, it's equally reassuring to see the agency's </p><p>regional strategic planner Danny Logue (right) behaving in such an </p><p>appropriately formal and business-like manner in front of his </p><p>clients. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>It's also worth noting that Logue has far more convincing comedy breasts </p><p>than Foster, which clearly should have been donated to his client - </p><p>agencies deflecting glory away from their clients again, perhaps. Or </p><p>maybe it was just a case of Logue being too scared to give them to </p><p>Foster, given the rather alarming item dangling from his shorts. </p><p><BR><BR> </p>