That the new name Altria sounds remarkably close to altruistic is of course no laughing matter for the weed busters. They've created a web film, dubbing it as the movie Philip Morris doesn't want shown.Let's just say subtlety isn't one of the strong points of this site - www.philipmorriscanthide.org - to drum up support against Philip Morris' drive to clean up its image by taking on a new name. The movie opens on a bleak, rainy city scene, Pusher Street, where Marlboro Man, accused of causing millions of deaths, is running from the law. He chances upon a plastic surgeon Dr P R Whitewash who turns Marlboro Man into the scarred but innocent-looking Altria.