DIARY: Shake, rattle and roll for Brett's arrival

<p>These days, it's impossible to miss Patrick Brett's arrival. The </p><p>Saatchi & Saatchi chief operating officer's approach is now heralded by </p><p>something akin to a shake of a mariachi. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>Apparently Brett recently underwent surgery to remove 38 (yes, 38!) </p><p>gallstones that he now keeps in a jar, which he happily waves around. At </p><p>other times he keeps the jar on his desk, but is also known to lay the </p><p>stones out on a sheet of paper just to get them out for a bit of fresh </p><p>air."I like to carry the jar around with me and jiggle it at people," he </p><p>said. There's proof that this is more than just a creation of a fertile </p><p>imagination. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>Media's own Ken McKenzie recently had the pleasure of personally </p><p>inspecting Brett's gall-stones while having dinner one night in Bangkok. </p><p>Brett blamed the gallstones on too much work and stress. "This is what </p><p>happens when you work too hard for Saatchi's," quipped Brett, who is </p><p>responsible for a huge swatch of Saatchi's real estate, covering </p><p>Southeast Asia and India. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>Talking about over-work, the top guys at Reader's Digest have been </p><p>juggling two jobs at the same time.Associate publisher Peter Jeffery and </p><p>his team-mate Anne-Louise McWilliam have been spotted modelling for the </p><p>title. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>Is it true that Jeffery was paid in kind - with the weighing scales? </p><p><BR><BR> </p>

These days, it's impossible to miss Patrick Brett's arrival. The

Saatchi & Saatchi chief operating officer's approach is now heralded by

something akin to a shake of a mariachi.



Apparently Brett recently underwent surgery to remove 38 (yes, 38!)

gallstones that he now keeps in a jar, which he happily waves around. At

other times he keeps the jar on his desk, but is also known to lay the

stones out on a sheet of paper just to get them out for a bit of fresh

air."I like to carry the jar around with me and jiggle it at people," he

said. There's proof that this is more than just a creation of a fertile

imagination.



Media's own Ken McKenzie recently had the pleasure of personally

inspecting Brett's gall-stones while having dinner one night in Bangkok.

Brett blamed the gallstones on too much work and stress. "This is what

happens when you work too hard for Saatchi's," quipped Brett, who is

responsible for a huge swatch of Saatchi's real estate, covering

Southeast Asia and India.



Talking about over-work, the top guys at Reader's Digest have been

juggling two jobs at the same time.Associate publisher Peter Jeffery and

his team-mate Anne-Louise McWilliam have been spotted modelling for the

title.



Is it true that Jeffery was paid in kind - with the weighing scales?