DIARY: Kyme has industry guessing about his strange tan lines

'What's Chris Kyme up to now?' has become a favourite guessing game since the FCB regional executive creative director said he was leaving the ranks of the gainfully employed to become an entrepreneur.

There's obviously a reason for the interest - Kyme, who was namedAd Man of the Year for 2001 by the Institute of Advertising in Singapore - is planning to set up his own agency in Hong Kong. Not just a creative hotshop but an agency with solid blue chip clients. That off course pricked our interest and we waited with bated breath to see his first piece of work - a set of creatives to announce his departure. In one of them, he has digitally inserted his face and that of FCB international director Harry Reid's onto a poster which originally featured two Arsenal players. Apparently, it's Kyme having a laugh at Reid's expense because "Harry hates Arsenal Football Club, my team". He adds: "If I wasn't leaving, this is as much as I could do to get myself fired."

But on closer inspection, Diary was flabbergasted by Kyme's strange tanning ritual - he's tanned his hands but not his face. Did he put too much sun protection on his face or was it a slip-up in execution? Diary isn't one to harp on such things, but Kyme does go on about badly produced TVCs on p14 of this issue and we wouldn't want to think he's slipped up.