DIARY: All you need to know about ... What agencies hate most about clients

<p>Publicly, of course, they all say that they have the best clients </p><p>in the world, but we all know that privately, agency staff can't stand </p><p>the people that pay their salaries. But what exactly is it that they </p><p>hate the most? </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>Beijing: </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>Ridiculous deadlines are the most common complaint among China's </p><p>advertising folk. "Some clients lack far-sighted planning," we were </p><p>told. We're surprised they only think some of them do. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>Singapore: </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>Contempt for the consumer particularly irks the industry in the Lion </p><p>City. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>All together now: "The consumer is not an idiot ..." </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>Kuala Lumpur: </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>Creative decisions made by committee are the bane of the Malaysian ad </p><p>exec's life, particularly when they're made by people with very little </p><p>experience of or interest in advertising or marketing. Apparently </p><p>decision-making groups as large as 25 are not uncommon - gulp. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>Manila: </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>Filipino ad people can't stand the lack of mavericks in the marketing </p><p>industry and the prevailing conservatism that has developed over the </p><p>past decade. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>Like their Malaysian counterparts, they don't like decisions being made </p><p>by big groups, in particular when they include marketing bosses who </p><p>think that they're creative directors, and people who want nothing more </p><p>than to appease those marketing bosses who think that they're creative </p><p>directors. </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>Hong Kong: </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>"Erm, well, erm, I'm not sure ... maybe it's the ... no, wait, it could </p><p>be ... but then again, well ... hmmm ... possibly the ... no, that's not </p><p>right ... or is it? Well, maybe it's just the indecision." </p><p><BR><BR> </p><p>Enough said. </p><p><BR><BR> </p>

Publicly, of course, they all say that they have the best clients

in the world, but we all know that privately, agency staff can't stand

the people that pay their salaries. But what exactly is it that they

hate the most?



Beijing:



Ridiculous deadlines are the most common complaint among China's

advertising folk. "Some clients lack far-sighted planning," we were

told. We're surprised they only think some of them do.



Singapore:



Contempt for the consumer particularly irks the industry in the Lion

City.



All together now: "The consumer is not an idiot ..."



Kuala Lumpur:



Creative decisions made by committee are the bane of the Malaysian ad

exec's life, particularly when they're made by people with very little

experience of or interest in advertising or marketing. Apparently

decision-making groups as large as 25 are not uncommon - gulp.



Manila:



Filipino ad people can't stand the lack of mavericks in the marketing

industry and the prevailing conservatism that has developed over the

past decade.



Like their Malaysian counterparts, they don't like decisions being made

by big groups, in particular when they include marketing bosses who

think that they're creative directors, and people who want nothing more

than to appease those marketing bosses who think that they're creative

directors.



Hong Kong:



"Erm, well, erm, I'm not sure ... maybe it's the ... no, wait, it could

be ... but then again, well ... hmmm ... possibly the ... no, that's not

right ... or is it? Well, maybe it's just the indecision."



Enough said.