10 best PRIVATE VIEWs

<P>1 Rodd Chant on Tourism Australia "I'm an Aussie but I have never said 'So where the bloody hell are you?' Believe me, I have a penchant for Aussie slang, and the odd verbal expletive, but I have never uttered the above statement. Actually, if you were to make a statement like that in Australia, you would end it with 'ya', not 'you'."</P> <P>2 Erik Vervroegen on Mercedes-Benz South Africa "I must say I'm not a big fan of exploiting people who are destitute for the sake of selling a luxury car."</P> <P>3 Jennifer Tan on Singapore Tourism "As for the print work, this is so below par for Singapore Tourism Board. Did the client take the shots?"</P> <P>4 Ray Chan on Hang Seng Bank, Chinese New Year "In a season of trite, red and gold bloated flatulence, this one's a mildly relieving release of wind."</P> <P>5 Andres Vejarano on Coors Vietnam "If you think a market is important enough to launch in, at least allow the agency a credible level of creative, production and media budget to do it properly."</P> <P>6 Paul Catmur on Heinz "There is always something positive you can say. Consequently I've had a good hard look at these Heinz ads, and I reckon they were probably quite cheap."</P> <P>7 Paul Catmur again, on McDonald's China "The phrase 'Feel more beef taste' has left me with some disturbing mental images Ronald wouldn't approve of."</P> <P>8 David Guerrero on Coca-Cola "If it wasn't for the fact I had Pepsi tattooed on (my son's) arm soon after he was born, he might even want to try the product."</P> <P>9 Christine Brendle on Rexona Vietnam "The commercials seem not only puerile, but crude to the point of being rude. Grow up."</P> <P>10Andy Blood on his reviewing robot "Stupid robot. You've gone soft. I'd never be that generous."<BR></P>