DIARY: Rant - Time are getting tough ... you'll see what I mean shortly

The Hong Kong Arts Festival 2002 programme fell out of my letter

box recently, as I'm sure it did from maybe a million others across Hong

Kong.

Adorning the hugely expensive back cover is the accompanying

advertisement for Rolex.

As you know, the prestigious Swiss chronometer company (these aren't

just "watches" baby!) represents wealth, sophistication, exacting

precision, and attention to the most minute of details.

Oh, and also glaring inattention to the most basic of English grammar

rules.

There, above a stylish black and white photograph of singers Tony

Bennett and Diana Krall, whose voices presumably sound like pure gold,

is the headline "There are time when it isn't silence that is

golden".

A minor mistake?

Not really, especially when you know how many people an ad like this has

to pass through before it can get the official sign-off.

And especially for the prime back cover of a city's Arts Festival

programme that will be kept on people's desks and referred to for

another four months (just what poor Hong Kong, struggling so hard to be

Asia's world class city, doesn't need).

Because for an articulate, affluent and educated audience, the very

people Rolex clearly considers its prime market, you can imagine what

this does for its brand. If I was Tony Bennett or Diana Krall, I'd also

be more than a little miffed.

Time like these, you need a new head of marketing ...

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